Danny: Can I get a large black coffee?
Barista: A what?
Danny: Large black coffee.
Barista: Do you mean a venti?
Danny: No, I mean a large.
Barista: Venti is large.
Danny: No, venti is twenty. Large is large. In fact, tall is large and grande is Spanish for large. Venti is the only one that doesn’t mean large. It’s also the only one that’s Italian. Congratulations, you’re stupid in three languages.
Barista: A venti is a large coffee.
Danny: Really? Says who? Fellini? Do you accept lira or is it all euros now?
ITS OFFICIALLY CHRISTMAS. I WISH EVERYONE A HAPPY CHRISTMAS.
I WILL POST MORE CHRISTMAS CATS THROUGHOUT THE DAY =)
MERRY CHRISTMAS FROM HAPPY CAT & ALEX (the owner)
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Just Press PLAY and stare at the GIF…
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Have a treat that my watchers on dA won’t see. Some of them are mean to me, but some are super cool. (This is my mascot, Gerard, named after my iPod.)
*o*
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Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt youHAHAHAHAHA